Anonymous said: whats your favorite reactions (gifs / pictures)

Anonymous said: Will you send me nudes

uniquelifee said: this not a Q but you have such good posts or the people you follow are really funny

yeah they’re really funny specially hipsters

Anonymous said: In how long are you going to die? (how long until the 21st?) -Good luck!- Love ya :p

kyotohru98:

ingermanyspants:

jeexbeez:

pantskit:

kiyomuffin:

veryadorabull:

thesupercoolamerican:

whatpumpkin:

iamlingy:

amieleighluna:

cavum:

i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog

YES!

THIS IS MAH JAM

HOLY FUCK

FUCK.

YES.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Insta-reblog

this is gonna be played at my wedding for the bride and groom’s first dance

NO EXCEPTIONS

INSTANT FUCKING REBLOG.
Seriously.
Heard intro: REBLOG BUTTON WAS CLICKED. 

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

FUCK YES.

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

GET OUT.

JUST.

pistachio-nose said: i want to see your bootylicious face pls

if this gets 100 notes haha!

Anonymous said: I sometimes really wonder how i could love you. like, logically, you sound like the most retarded person anyone would have ever known and yet, here I am crying of joy in the corner because you're back after being missing for 3 days or two, idk (i didn't count it just felt like forever). How? How could I love you that much?

who are you anon let me love you let me bake you a pie

pistachio-nose said: I LOVE YOUR BLOG AND YOU BRIGHTEN MY DAY EVERY TIME I GO TO IT AND I LAUGH AND PEE THEN I CLEAN THE PEE BUT THE STAINS DON'T GO AWAY SO MY MOM GETS MAD AT ME BUT IT'S WORTH IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU MARRY ME.

skrilleggs said: is it just me or have u not blogged in quite a while, i miss ur posts theyre rad and so are you, are you alright?? x

yea i went to a place where there’s no internet connection, i’m okay

stumblingovereverything said: I do not know how long I have been on your blog, I just know that I am hungry, tired and thirsty. My body is filled with infinite happyness, and my mouth hurts from grinning constantly. I just wanted to say thank you, thank you for your awesome blog. I will follow you, to infinity and beyond! ... I think. Furthermore, I hope you will have a pleasant evening. Good Night.

Anonymous said: SHOW ME YOUR WAYS!

huwaht

anacarolinai said: I started to follow you today. I don't think I'll ever regret it, I can't stop laughing. Your blog is almost as good as pizza.

odonovanwoman-deactivated201212 said: Greatest blog ever. Spent like 5 hours looking through it laughing so hard I had to keep taking breaks. (Also I compare you to Ling from Mulan, because of how funny the blog is :3 )

Anonymous said: Put up a picture of yourself.

Anonymous said: hey should I sign up to tumblr? I just feel like my life isn't complete without being an official tumblr resident after roaming in the site and being unable to follow and reblog you and all other awesome tumblrians for too long but at the same time I don't want to mess up my academic life even more, not to mention rising my toatally-talentlessness level. What do I do i'm so confused now too many feels and dilemma

when you join tumblr you have to sacrifice, your grades, social life, yourself, your soul.