• me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
• me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing

im slowly unlearning how to english

cliterallysame:

how I spend most of my time on the internet 

heycassbutts:

livefrompyongyang:

I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER

how apeeling

following-everybodys-blog:

fefeferi:

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

“The wolf and the girl ate her grandma together”

ponyo666:

for the homies in a different dimension

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

laugh-addict:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

facinggrealityy:

“how did you lose your virginity?”

omg

drkatyssingalongblog:

Unscripted scenes are some of the best. For example:

Johnny Depp’s “I’ve got a jar of dirt” scene,

the second explosion in The Dark Knight’s hospital scene, and

basically every scene involving Tony Stark in Iron Man.

vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

the-absolute-best-posts:

fagsindubai:

when boys sweep their hair out of their eyes ♥

Dead.

I tried, I really did try to scroll past this.

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